The Grand National horses that will brave four miles at Aintree on Saturday with a completely unhelpful piece of information about them
Don't Push It (IRE) Age: 11 Sex: Bay Gelding Fave Lionel Richie Track: Dancing On The Ceiling
Tidal Bay (IRE) Age: 10 Sex: Bay Gelding Dream Lunch Guest? Secretariat or TV's Tim Wonnacott
Vic Venturi (IRE) Age: 11 Sex: Chestnut Gelding Favourite Things: Body Popping, Hay
What A Friend Age: 8 Sex: Bay Gelding Favourite Dictator: Fidel Castro
Majestic Concorde (IRE) Age 8 Sex: Bay Gelding Star Wars or Star Trek? Neither! Babylon 5 Baby!
Or Noir De Somoza (FR) Age: 9 Sex: Black Gelding Twitter or Facebook? Neither, I'm a Horse
Dooneys Gate (IRE) Age: 10 Sex: Bay Gelding Geek Crush? Jesse Eisenberg
Big Fella Thanks Age: 9 Sex: Bay Gelding Loves? Spring Mornings Hates? Intolerance
BallaBriggs (IRE) Age: 10 Sex: Bay Gelding Hobbies: Galloping, embroidery
The Tother One (IRE) Age: 10 Sex: Bay Gelding Guilty Pleasure? Dressing Like a Dentist
Niche Market (IRE) Age: 10 Sex: Bay Gelding Favourite Bette Midler Film: Outrageous Fortune
The Midnight Club (IRE) Age: 10 Sex: Chestnut Gelding Carrots or Sugar Lumps? Carrots
Backstage (FR) Age: 9 Sex: Bay Gelding Favourite Butcher Meat: Brisket
Chief Dan George (IRE) Age: 11 Sex: Bay Gelding Carpet or Linoleum? Carpet
Silver By Nature Age: 9 Sex: Grey Gelding Most Overrated Mini Van? Citroën Berlingo
Calgary Bay (IRE) Age: 8 Sex: Bay Gelding I like Simon Cowell because... of his large nipples
Killyglen (IRE) Age: 9 Sex: Bay Gelding Being a Horse: Career or Just a Job? Just a Job
Oscar Time (IRE) Age: 10 Sex: Bay Gelding Favourite Global Crisis: Suez
Becauseicouldntsee Age: 8 Sex: Chestnut Gelding Fave Russian Oligarch: Leonard Blavatnik
Comply Or Die (IRE) Age: 12 Sex: Bay Gelding Dream Job: Steeplejack
Northern Alliance (IRE) Age: 10 Sex: Chestnut Gelding Most Kickable Celebrity? Jim Davidson
Quinz (FR) Age: 7 Sex: Bay Gelding Favourite Spalding Grey Monologue? Swimming to Cambodia
Quolibet (FR) Age: 7 Sex: Grey Gelding Would Most Like to Seesaw With? Prince
Grand Slam Hero (IRE) Age: 10 Sex: Chestnut Gelding Turns ons: Horseshoes, Salt Lick Turn offs: Smokers
King Fontaine (IRE) Age: 8 Sex: Bay Gelding Fave Ancient Conflict: Battle of Thermopylae
State of Play Age: 11 Sex: Bay Gelding Favourite Bargain Outlet? TK Maxx
Hello Bud (IRE) Age: 13 Sex: Bay Gelding Most Kissable Tory: Francis Maud
In Compliance (IRE) Age: 11 Sex: Bay Gelding Proudest moment? Wakeboarding with the Pope
Santa's Son (IRE) Age: 11 Sex: Chestnut Gelding Favourite Speciality Meat? Gala Pie
West End Rocker (IRE) Age: 9 Sex: Bay Gelding Ideal Sunday? Eating an Old Lady's Hat
Bluesea Cracker (IRE) Age: 9 Sex: Bay Mare Favourite Steven Seagal Movie: Pistol Whipped
Can't Buy Time (IRE) Age: 9 Sex: Bay Gelding Fave Elementary Particles? Gauge Bosons
Character Building (IRE) Age: 11 Sex: Chestnut Gelding Fave Mathematical Shape? Rhombus
Ornais (FR) Age: 9 Sex: Bay Gelding Nightmare Job? Shaving Richard Keys
Arbor Supreme (IRE) Age: 9 Sex: Bay Gelding Dating Dealbreaker? Spinach in teeth, dirty hooves
Royal Rosa (FR) Age: 12 Sex: Chestnut Gelding Last abseiled with? Imeda Staunton
Golden Kite (IRE) Age: 9 Sex: Bay Gelding Irrational Fear? Mutant Walking Land Sharks
Skippers Brig (IRE) Age: 10 Sex: Bay Gelding Fave Dutch Furniture Design Style? De Stijl
