Following the news the John Terry’s mum has been cautioned for shoplifting bookie Paddy Power is betting 100/1 that Marks & Spencer fits the England captain’s next team suit with a security tag.

The bookie is also betting on what the £135,000 a week Chelsea defender’s mum might be tempted to pilfer next with a Chelsea shirt the 2/1 favourite although should she be targeting the FA’s official partners it’s 4/1 for a pair of Umbro football boots, 12/1 a pint of Carlsberg, 33/1 a McDonald’s Big Mac and 500/1 a Nationwide bank. A Terry’s chocolate orange is 3/1.

Other specials include John Terry to appear on a new episode of Supermarket Sweep (50/1) whilst its 8/1 that the reason John Terry gives to the media for his mother’s sticky fingers at M&S and Tesco is that ‘Every Little Helps.’

John Terry’s Mum Betting
50/1      Chelsea squad to record Jane’s Addiction’s “Get Caught Stealing” as their FA Cup song this season
50/1      John Terry to appear in a new edition of Supermarket Sweep
100/1    M&S to install a security tag in John Terry’s next England suit

What Will JT’s Mum Steal Next?
2/1       Chelsea shirt
5/2       England shirt
3/1       Terry’s Chocolate Orange
4/1       Umbro Football boots
6/1       Garden gnome
12/1     Pint of Carlsberg
33/1      McDonald’s Big Mac
250/1    Aston Martin
500/1    Nationwide bank
1000/1  National Express Coach

What will John Terry Say to the media?
1/2       It was a case of mistaken identity
3/1       I’m embarrassed
8/1       Every Little Helps
10/1     It’s an own goal
20/1     I forgot to get her a Mother’s day present
25/1     She’s not my mum
100/1    Its not just shoplifting, its M&S shoplifting

What will JT’s mum next get cautioned for?
7/4       Parking in a disabled space
2/1       Out of date road tax
3/1       Evading a taxi fare
6/1       Claiming unemployment benefit
10/1      Slow-counting in a bookies
12/1      Using a child’s ticket on the underground
25/1      Fighting in the Chelsea player’s lounge
100/1    Urinating in a public place

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